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Heard any good but corny jokes lately? [View all] red dog 1 Sep 2020 OP
Here's a Pearly Gates joke. brush Sep 2020 #1
Good one! red dog 1 Sep 2020 #2
Why is 2019 afraid of 2020? sl8 Sep 2020 #3
What's the difference between coffee and your opinion? cayugafalls Sep 2020 #4
How about a scientific one. redstatebluegirl Sep 2020 #5
+1, n/t ChazII Oct 2020 #36
...... North Shore Chicago Sep 2020 #6
should be "escalator". yankeepants Sep 2020 #11
If the Queen of Jazz married the Dark Lord of the Sith Orrex Nov 2020 #60
How do you get to Carnegie Hall? red dog 1 Sep 2020 #7
What kind of cheese isn't yours? red dog 1 Sep 2020 #8
What kind of room can't you enter? red dog 1 Sep 2020 #9
I got a dog from a blacksmith yankeepants Sep 2020 #10
What do you call an alligator in a vest? red dog 1 Sep 2020 #12
What did the rubber band factory worker say when he was fired? red dog 1 Sep 2020 #13
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? red dog 1 Sep 2020 #14
Why can't your nose be 12 inches long? red dog 1 Sep 2020 #15
Q) What did the older chimney say to the younger chimney? red dog 1 Sep 2020 #16
Q) What do you call a bee that's having a bad hair day? red dog 1 Sep 2020 #17
My wife was trying on a new dress, maxrandb Sep 2020 #18
Henny Youngman joke? red dog 1 Oct 2020 #29
Why did the shark cross the road? MatthewHatesTrump2 Sep 2020 #19
How much does a pirate pay for corn? red dog 1 Sep 2020 #20
Little Johnny Marthe48 Sep 2020 #23
Good one! red dog 1 Sep 2020 #24
Why do painters always fall for their models? red dog 1 Sep 2020 #21
Q) Why was the poor guy selling yeast? red dog 1 Sep 2020 #22
What's the most famous creature in the sea? red dog 1 Oct 2020 #25
Yes. Yes, I have. Harker Oct 2020 #26
Q) How does a squid go into battle? red dog 1 Oct 2020 #27
Why don't they play poker in the jungle? red dog 1 Oct 2020 #28
Hahahahaha! Wawannabe Nov 2020 #46
Why wouldn't the shrimp share his treasure? red dog 1 Oct 2020 #30
Why won't you starve in the desert? Ohiya Oct 2020 #31
What job did the frog have at the hotel? red dog 1 Oct 2020 #32
Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet? red dog 1 Oct 2020 #33
When does a duck wake up? red dog 1 Oct 2020 #34
There was an amateur baseball team Mr.Bill Oct 2020 #35
What did the cake say to the fork? red dog 1 Oct 2020 #37
What do you call a row of rabbits hopping away? red dog 1 Oct 2020 #38
How do you make a Swiss roll? red dog 1 Oct 2020 #39
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? MatthewHatesTrump2 Oct 2020 #40
I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger, red dog 1 Oct 2020 #41
where to the poles keep their armies? mopinko Oct 2020 #42
Why did the moron (Trump) throw butter out the window? MatthewHatesTrump2 Oct 2020 #43
What did the buffalo say to his son when he went away to college? red dog 1 Oct 2020 #44
I just wrote a book about reverse psychology...Don't read it" red dog 1 Nov 2020 #45
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? red dog 1 Nov 2020 #47
Two pirates were drinking at a bar, and sharing old war stories .... eppur_se_muova Nov 2020 #48
What do you call the "Children of the Corn's" father? red dog 1 Nov 2020 #49
I haven't heard any good corny jokes lately, but I'm all ears. Orrex Nov 2020 #50
I don't know any good corny jokes, but did you hear the one about Ty Cobb? Orrex Nov 2020 #51
My uncle learned a bunch of good corny jokes in the Air Force. He was a colonel. Orrex Nov 2020 #52
I can't think of even one good corny joke. Aw shucks! Orrex Nov 2020 #53
I could talk about my other uncle's feet. Does that count? They're corny. Orrex Nov 2020 #54
I know a few jokes about game hens, but those are cornish. Orrex Nov 2020 #55
Not a joke, but when she was about 2 and a half years old, my daughter called game hens toy chickens tblue37 Nov 2020 #69
Did you hear the one about the guy with the little trumpet? Orrex Nov 2020 #56
There's only one corny joke about a magical horse. It's a unique-corn joke. Orrex Nov 2020 #57
Want to hear a funny story about the oak I planted? Acorn joke. Orrex Nov 2020 #58
"Either this man is dead, or my watch has stopped." Orrex Nov 2020 #59
😆 underpants Nov 2020 #74
I was a good pupil when my optometrist tried to teach me a cornea joke. Orrex Nov 2020 #61
How do you make a Swiss roll? red dog 1 Nov 2020 #62
Q: What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? friendly_iconoclast Nov 2020 #63
What did the yoga instructor say when her landlord tried to evict her? red dog 1 Nov 2020 #64
What did the cop say to his belly button? red dog 1 Nov 2020 #65
1st guy: "My dog has no nose". 2nd guy: "How does he smell?" 1st guy: "Awful". Progressive Jones Nov 2020 #66
What do you call a bear with no teeth? red dog 1 Nov 2020 #67
Dad joke with a touch of dark humour! LaelthsDaughter Nov 2020 #68
What do cows most like to read? red dog 1 Nov 2020 #70
Why did the restaurant have a pig? red dog 1 Nov 2020 #71
What do lawyers wear to work? red dog 1 Nov 2020 #72
Why shouldn't you write with a broken pen? red dog 1 Nov 2020 #73
I once interviewed Howdy Doody! red dog 1 Nov 2020 #75
Q) Why did the man get hit by a bike every day? red dog 1 Nov 2020 #76
What did the porcupine's father say to him before he spanked him? red dog 1 Dec 2020 #77
What's white and crawls up your leg...? First Speaker Dec 2020 #78
What do you call a cow with no legs? red dog 1 Dec 2020 #79
The collie pupper loved to eat watermelon. One day her mother saw her sitting sadly in the corner, s tblue37 Dec 2020 #80
How did the barber win the race? red dog 1 Dec 2020 #81
Why wouldn't the poppy seed leave the casino? red dog 1 Dec 2020 #82
Why did the shark cross the road? red dog 1 Dec 2020 #83
Why did Donald Trump cross the road? red dog 1 Dec 2020 #84
Q) What did the cat say after eating two robins laying in the sun? red dog 1 Jan 2021 #85
What did one toilet say to the other toilet? red dog 1 Jan 2021 #86
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